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"Koala is one of the most retarded mammals on earth..."



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The koala (Phascolarctos cinereus, or, inaccurately, koala bear[a]) is an arboreal herbivorous marsupial native to Australia. It is the only extant representative of the family Phascolarctidae and its closest living relatives are the wombats. The koala is found in coastal areas of the mainland's eastern and southern regions, inhabiting Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria, and South Australia. It is easily recognisable by its stout, tailless body and large head with round, fluffy ears and large, spoon-shaped nose. The koala has a body length of 60–85 cm (24–33 in) and weighs 4–15 kg (9–33 lb). Pelage colour ranges from silver grey to chocolate brown. Koalas from the northern populations are typically smaller and lighter in colour than their counterparts further south. These populations possibly are separate subspecies, but this is disputed.

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They're cute. They're also fucking stupid. They have tiny little brains, one of the smallest brain-to-body ratios, that don't recognize anything as food except for eucalyptus leaves on the branch. They can see you pull the leaf off the tree and try to feed it to them, and they don't recognize it as food anymore so they won't eat it.

They're not adaptable. It would take only one environmental shakeup to leave them sitting there with nothing they realize they can eat. It's an evolutionary dead end.

Also they all have chlamydia.

on September 23, 2016
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